Squinty's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[DBZ - Little Saiyalings]

I like Saiya-lings...

but in all honesty, this isnt your first submission to newgrounds because you didnt make ANY of the content. I applaud you on a preloader and some buttons.... now come back when you have a movie. I like how you mentioned the original author and how to reach him, but still it like your taking someone's car without telling them. Even though you dont think your stealing, technically you are.

[Tee Off]

Great work

There's just too many good points to this movie, regardless of the stick figures. The sound is on the mark, the animation is good, and it's extremely funny. Why should I care if its stick figures if im laughing my ass off? Great movie man, great movie. Btw Rob, im the same Squinty thats on the shockanime forums.

[seaizeure robots am go!]

It was entertaining for a bit.

It's soo poorly made it's funny. But then I realized it actually isnt funny, because cewlstix actually isn't making a mockary of the crap portal movies out there because this IS a crap movie, and the author probably cannot improve. My theories are justified in the methods that cewstix uses to communicate. A sticky caps lock and an extremely loose grip on the english language. And have you read this guy's reviews? Cewlstix, you thought the Genyu's Blade trailor was stolen. What in the fuck. Thats all I have to say, and it is my firm belief that you cannot summon enough wit from that caved in cranium to lift yourself from the vent of humility. Do yourself a favor and grow the hell up, can you guys belive im only a year older than this guy?

fuckface-clock responds:

U R A FAGOT = U!

[eskimo bob 22]

Eskimo Bob rules

Not too complex, right amount of simplicity, perfect amount of nonsense (inserted where people find it to be funny). And god damnit. That fish has the funniest laugh in the world, poor bob. I don't get why he freaked out cause he didnt grab a fish, but perhaps im not suppose to get it. This is art.

[TriGun_cheap_anime]

Wow, that was pretty awsome

COnsidering I understand exactly how difficult it is to make a good movie with flash. I suppose the stick figures could have been improved upon by doing other super-deformed characters... but it is my understanding that Vash usually dosnt kill people when he gets into fights. You should have had Vash manipulate and trick the others into injuring themselves, that always cracks me up. Otherwise, awsome tribute to Trigun. Now all Tom needs to do is add an Anime section then we're rolling...

[boy]

Cool... I guess

Well... the movie was interesting and thoughtful, open for interperetation and ideas but still. There really isnt much substance to it if you don't go looking at it a bit deeper and still, it is a bit confusing. Plus it is a tad short... and it's been about a year since it was released and no further productions of boy have been made. I would have liked to seen more, maybe shed some light as to what the big guy was or what was wrapped in that cloth.... but as I said it's open for interpretation. It's just confusing to critique a movie without understanding what the author was trying to do with it. Regardless, I will always like this movie.

[Drive Thru]

I see...

It was an ok movie, pointless and strange and pretty hilarious anyways. Hillbillies are always funny ^-^, but the framerate was, what, 1 and a half frames per second? I think you need to fix that in your next batch of movies...

[Reading Rainbow]

This really takes me back

This used to be my favorite show when I was 4-6 years old, and you have done well to make fun of it. It was humorous indeed, suitable for SNL even. Only one problem though, the framerate was waaaaay to low. Otherwise, funny as hell and a good movie.+