Squinty's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[seaizeure robots am go!]

It was entertaining for a bit.

It's soo poorly made it's funny. But then I realized it actually isnt funny, because cewlstix actually isn't making a mockary of the crap portal movies out there because this IS a crap movie, and the author probably cannot improve. My theories are justified in the methods that cewstix uses to communicate. A sticky caps lock and an extremely loose grip on the english language. And have you read this guy's reviews? Cewlstix, you thought the Genyu's Blade trailor was stolen. What in the fuck. Thats all I have to say, and it is my firm belief that you cannot summon enough wit from that caved in cranium to lift yourself from the vent of humility. Do yourself a favor and grow the hell up, can you guys belive im only a year older than this guy?

fuckface-clock responds:

U R A FAGOT = U!

[Hostage Situation 2]

Unbelievable

This is an amazing movie by quite a talanted artist. 10 for the graphics, those visuals and utilization of the tablet are absolutely fantastic. I loke that 3D ak-47. 10 for the sound, because the voice acting and non-CS sounds are totally original and amazing. 10 for style, because your form of art is precise and understandable. 10 for violence, for obvious reasons. 0 for humor, sorry but i have to give you that mainly because there is a lack of humor in the movie. Dont worry, if a movie is meant to be serious no humor needs to be applied. And 5 for interactivity. Despit it being a movie not a game, im giving you 5 because i really dig that thing with the wires at the end. 10 overall, nuff said. You are an inspiration for all of us up-and-coming flash artists, and I hope to see more of your work in the future. Peace.

Beast0 responds:

Thankyou very much for your indepth review, i really appreciate it. Expect a First Person Shooter from me in the summer, go and enter my competition on the NG front page :)

BTW: i dont use a tablet, i got a mouse :P wohoo, lol
-BEAST